FEBUARY BREAK: GRANDMA + POP'S 50TH WEDDING ANNIVERSARY!

DAY 1:
~SET OFF METAL DETECTOR AT AIRPORT (ME + DAD)
~MOM FREAKED OUT ABOUT TAKE-OFF
~WATCHED "TAXI" ON THE PLANE
~OLD PERSON SMACKED ME WITH THEIR CANE ABOUT 5X
~MOM FREAKED OUT ABOUT LANDING
~RENTED A "HAGGARD ASS"/"WHITE PIECE OF CRAP" CHEVEY (AS WE CALL IT)
~WENT TO "GATOR LAND" (HICKSVILLE)
~MOVED INTO HOTEL
~DIBELLA'S STOPPED BY; ALMOST MADE THEM CRASH THEIR CAR (ACCIDENT)
~WENT TO DENNY'S
~BACK @ HOTEL
~ATTACKED BY 3 DUCKS
~HIT DAD IN THE NADS (ACCIDENT)
~PASSED OUT!

DAY 2:
~WOKE UP + ATE BREAKFAST
~GOT CHASED BY A DUCK
~MADE PLANS + GOT STEVEN
~HAD A CRAZY CAR RIDE IN "THE WHITE PIECE OF CRAP" OF A CAR
~WENT TO KENEDY SPACE CENTER
~SAW ACTUAL ROCKETS
~AND OTHER REALLY COOL STUFF
~SAW LOTS OF GATORS AND CROCKS
~EVEN CRAZIER CAR RIDE BACK
~GOT THE DIBELLA'S
~HAD A "FAMILY GATHERING" AT THE PANZA HOUSE
~SWAM A LOT
~BACK @ HOTEL
~SLEEP...

DAY 3:
~MOVED INTO "RIVERSIDE" @ PORT ORLEANS
~ATE BREAKFAST
~CAUGHT A DUCK
~WENT TO EPCOT
~ATE DINNER (NOT THE DUCK I CAUGHT)
~HUNG OUT
~WENT TO ROOMS
~PASSED OUT...

DAY 4:
~WENT TO MAGIC KINGDOM
~WENT ON A RIDE OR 2
~TOOK PICTURES IN THE BLAZIN SUN FOR 1HR!!!!
~WENT ON MORE RIDES
~I CAUGHT A SQUIRLL
~WENT BACK TO HOTEL
~ DROVE BOATS
~ATE DINNER
~ WENT TO "SPECTRO-MAGIC"
~WENT ON THUNDERMOUNTAIN!
-CAUGHT IT AS SOON AS THE FIREWORKS STARTED!!!!!
~BACK @HOTEL
~SLEEP...

DAY 5:
~WENT TO ANIMAL KINGDOM
~DID THE SAFARI RIDE
~GOT BORED + TIRED
~BACK @ HOTEL
~HUNG OUT...
~WENT TO A LUAU
- KICKED ASS!
~RODE IN FRONT OF THE MONORAIL
~WENT TO "ILLUMINATIONS @ EPCOT
~BACK AT HOTEL + SLEEP

DAY 6:
~WOKE UP EARLY FOR GOLF
~WENT TO MAGNOLIA GOLF COURSE
~PLAYED THE FRONT 9
~BEAT POP BY 1 STROKE!
~ATE LUNCH AND HUNGOUT
~FELL ASLEEP
~FED DUCKS AND CAUGHT ONE
~WENT TO DOWNTOWN DISNEY
~ATE @ RAINFOREST CAFE
-HAD THE "PARADISE POT ROAST" THE BEST THING TO GET THERE!
~WENT SHOPPING
~BACK @ HOTEL
~PAJAMA PARTY W/ HANSENS
~SLEEP!

DAY 7:
~ATE BREAKFAST
~WENT TO SPORT COMPLEX (TOOK 2 BUSES) HAD TO TRANSFER
~DAD FINALLY REALIZED THAT IT WAS JUST A BUNCH OF SPORTS FIELDS IN ONE PLACE
~SAW LOTS OF CHEERLEADERS AND SO OF COURSE I PISSED THEM OFF
-SOME GOT PRETTY MAD AT ME (LOL)
~RODE MORE BUSES
~FINALLY DECIDED TO STAY @ HOTEL AND EAT

THE PLANE RIDE FROM HELL: (CONTINUATION OF DAY 7)
~SAT IN THE AIRPORT FOR 2 HRS(FUN FUN)
~ON THE PLANE 2 LADYS STARTED FIGHTING AND CURSIN AT EACHOTHER
~THEY ALMOST GOT KICKED OFF! HAHAHA
~LOTS OF TURBULANCE ALMOST ENDED UP LANDING EARLY